August 2012
July 2012
Me teaching Math to a 11 year old part 2.
Me: Okay, if John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28. What does he have now?
Kid: Diabetes.
dinotrash:
pinkspotlight:
what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”
the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into...
makeupandprofanity:
When people ask me how I “became a feminist:” Basically it’s like Tyra Mail that Luna from Sailor Moon brings you and you open it and glitter and arm pit hair falls out and then you read the message and it says “MISANDRY 2012,” and then your first vibrator appears under your pillow.
